Thursday, February 22, 2007

Cake or Bed?

A friend of mine sent me this and I thought it was hysterical! For those of you who don't know, I started off as a pastry chef...

**A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "fix the lights now?? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead?! I DON'T THINK SO!" Fine, then the wife asks "well, then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?! I DON'T THINK SO!" Fine, she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break. He flips out and says "I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps! Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?! I DON'T THINK SO! I've had enough of you! I'm going to the bar!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours and starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife. So he decides to go home. As he walks up to the house he sees the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working and that the fridge door is fixed. So he asks his wife "How did all this get fixed?" And she says, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake." He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?" She replied, "Hellllloooooooooo?! Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?! I DON'T THINK SO!!"

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